Object: A cupcake with a birthday candle on it

Boys and Girls: Dis anyone have birthday this week? (If so, give them the cupcake and sing "Happy Birthday") All of us will have to be like Alice in Wonderland, then, and have a Happy Unbirthday. Every day that isn't our birthday is our unbirthday. So let's celebrate.

Did you know that 10 million persons do have birthdays today all over the world? Some of them are…