Recently, I ran across a "fascinating list" that carried this intriguing title: "Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned." Let me share a few of these "great truths" with you.

1. No matter how hard you try you cannot baptize a cat.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato… or an egg.
4. You can't trust dogs to watch yo…