Little Johnny, sitting at the breakfast table drinking his mug of milk, asks mom, "Is it true God is everywhere?" "Yes, of course, Johnny, God is everywhere." "Is God in this room?" "Yes, he certainly is." A little hesitation, and then, "Is God in my mug?" Mom's getting a little wary at this point, but she continues with it, "Yes. Yes, he is." Johnny thinks for a moment, then suddenly clasps his hand over the top of the mug. "Gotcha," he says.