A doctor says to her patient, “I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer to hear first?
The patient says, “Tell me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “All right, the good news is that YOU ARE NOT A HYPOCHONDRIAC.” Of course, the bad news is that you REALLY ARE SICK.
A doctor takes his patient into the examination room and says, “George, I have some good news and some bad news.”
George says, “Give me the good news.”
The doctor says, “They’re going to name a disease after you.” AND THE PATIENT BRACES HIMSELF FOR SOME REALLY BAD NEWS after that.
Comedian Rick Mercer recalls being booked to perform at a big corporate event. Just before his performance, the company president walked up to the mic and announced that the corporation would be re-structuring in the ne…