How many of you made New Year's resolutions this year? Hold up your hand. Now, how many of you have already broken at least one of those resolutions?

Weight Watchers and Nutri-System and all the other diet plans have their biggest months in January. Did you hear about the notice that appeared in a church bulletin: "Weight Watchers will meet this Tuesday at 7:00 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance."

Some of us have resolved to pursue an exercise program. One fellow says that he doesn't believe in exercise. He says if God meant for us to touch our toes, God would have put them farther up our body.

One man said his doctor suggested he try running in place. The man asked, "In place of what?"

I don't know where your focus is this New Year's Day. It may be on your weig…