Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Illustration
by Maxie Dunnam

Acting upon instructions, a man called his doctor to get the results of diagnostic tests which he had undergone.  When the doctor answered, the patient identified himself.  There was a hesitation on the doctor's end of the line. Finally, he said quietly, “There's bad news and worse news."

The patient gulped and said, "Might as well give me the bad news first."

“Well," said the doctor, "the test…

ChristianGlobe Network, Inc., by Maxie Dunnam