Today we’re going to talk about hair. That’s a universal subject, isn’t? All of us have hair well at least most of us.

A balding man once asked his barber, “Why do you charge me full price for cutting my hair? There’s so little of it.”
“Actually I don’t charge you that much,” said the barber. “But I do have to tack on a finder’s fee.”

A little boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother: “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”
“That’s your father,” said his Mom.
“Then who’s the bald‑headed man who lives with us now?” asked the lad.

One comedian said, “I’m not bald I simply have an exceptionally large part.”

Someone else has said, “Most of us don’t mind silver threads among the gold . . . it’s when the carpet becomes threadbare.”

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