Not too long ago a listener called a disc jockey while he was on the air at a local radio station to ask about an upcoming lunar eclipse.

“The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning,” the DJ told the caller.

“That late?” the caller snapped. “Why can’t they schedule these things earlier so kids can enjoy them too?” (1) I wonder who at the station she thought was in charge of scheduling lunar eclipses?

A mother tells about her precocious six-year-old in his first day of parochial school. His teacher made the innocent statement, “God made everything.”

This woman’s son quickly stood up. “God does not make everything,” he insisted. “Most things are made in China.” (2) Well, certainly there is some truth to that.

Even the most rigid of skeptics has to be taken aback by the wonders of Go…