Since we are talking about getting the proper nourishment, today, I thought I would share with you eight dieting tips that I picked up recently.

Tip 1: If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

Tip 2: If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they will cancel each other out.

Tip 3: Calories don't count if you eat with someone and you both eat the same amount.

Tip 4: Food taken for medicinal purposes does not count. This includes toast, hot chocolate, and Sara Lee chocolate cake.

Tip 5: If you fatten up everyone around you, you'll look thinner.

Tip 6: Snacks consumed at a movie do not count as they are part of the entertainment. For example: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, red licorice and M&Ms.

Tip 7: Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking causes a calo…