For those of you who are parents or grandparents, I bet you remember your baby’s first words. Were you surprised by what those first words were? You spend the first six to nine months of your baby’s life just babbling at him and making all kinds of words and sounds. And one day, he or she suddenly responds! It’s a great feeling. Unless your baby’s first words are something unexpected.

A parenting website asked parents to submit stories of the strangest first words their babies ever said. Laura Conaway from Columbus, OH, said her youngest son’s first words were, “Let go.” That was a surprise! Laura and her husband were puzzled by this, until the day they walked into a room to find the child’s older brothers playing tug-of-war with his favorite blankie, and the toddler was yelling at his ol…