A few years ago the Knight-Tribune News Service published a humorous column imagining how some of the leading publications in our land might headline a story on the end of the world should such an event take place. Here are the various headlines that might appear in different publications.
The Wall Street Journal might announce the end of all things with this headline: “Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.”
Sports Illustrated might use this simple headline: “Game’s Over.”
Discover magazine might feature a more sophisticated headline: “How Will the Extinction of All Life as We Know It, Affect the Way We View the Cosmos?”
Ladies Home Journal might try this appeal with its subscribers: “Lose 10 lbs. By Judgement Day with our New Armageddon Diet.”
Inc. magazine could offer this appeal to their bu…