An elderly lady entered a pet store hoping to purchase a parrot. The store manager did have a parrot but he warned the little lady about purchasing this particular parrot. For you see, this parrot had been raised by a sailor and had picked up much of the sailor's strong language. Confident she could rehabilitate the parrot, though, the elderly lady purchased it.

Upon arriving at its new home and being placed in a wonderful new cage, the parrot began an unbelievable barrage of shocking words. Immediately, the elderly lady removed the parrot from its cage and placed it in her freezer.

After five minutes she retrieved the parrot and replaced it in the cage. Solemnly she asked, "Now, what do you have to say?" Feathers shaking and beak rattling, the parrot began another shocking barrage.

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