Not long ago, a group of youngsters was questioned at random on what they liked about the United States. Here is a sample of the answers:

Jackie, age 9 "We've got more stuff and things in America than anywhere in the world. We have pizza as well and it don't grow any other place on earth except maybe Italy."

Heather, age 5 "America is the best because people in other countries are smaller and they get trodden on easy."

Elliott, age 9 "Everybody wants to live in America because we own the moon. The President bought the moon from God for a million dollars and I saw him send spacemen up on T.V."

Tina, age 6 "America is great because you get the best friends here. The last time I counted, I had a thousand friends and I don't know anyone with as many friends as me."

David, age 9 "America i…