There is a silly story about a couple who were on their honeymoon. They are staying at the Watergate Hotel, made famous by White House shenanigans during the Nixon Administration. Remembering what happened in that dark time, the new bride was concerned and asked, “What if the place is still bugged?”
The groom said, “Hmm . . . Good point. I’ll look for a bug.”
He looked behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug.
“AHA!” he shouted! Sure enough, under the rug was a small disc shaped plate, with four screws. He got his Swiss army knife, unscrewed the screws, and threw the screws and the plate out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asked the newlyweds, “How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?”
Curious, the groom said,…