A customs officer at the U.S.-Canada border tells about a man who came through the border crossing one day with his four- or five-year-old son. The customs officer asked the man if he had anything to declare. The man said no, but he looked suspicious, so the officer pressed on. "Are you carrying cigarettes?" The man answered no. "Are you carrying any kind of booze?" Again, the man answered no. "Do you have any type of cameras, or film?" The man answered no. At that point, the little boy looked up at his father and said, "But he’s getting warmer, huh, Daddy?" (1)

A man wrote to The Reader’s Digest to tell about driving through Virginia at what he thought was a reasonable speed. But the flashing blue lights in his rearview mirror made him realize that he’d been over the limit. He handed the…