Wilbur and Betty had met at the nursing home, and tonight they were going on their first date. When they got back, all the women had questions for Betty. They wanted to know every detail of the date.

Betty told them, "Well, it was just awful. Would you believe I had to slap him three times in one evening?"

"You mean Wilbur got fresh with you?" the women gasped.

"Worse," Betty said. "He kept going to sleep on me."