Finagle's Rules for Scientific Research

1. Do not believe in miracles rely on them.
2. Experiments must be reproducible they should fail the same way.
3. Always verify your witchcraft.
4. First draw your curves then plot your readings.
5. Be sure to obtain meteorological information before leaving on vacation.
6. A record of data is useful it indicates that you've been working.
7. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
8. To study a subject best understand it thoroughly before you start.
9. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Addendum

1. The information you have is not what you want.
2. The information you want is not what you need.
3. The information you need is not what you can obtain.
4. The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay.