A Sunday School teacher was telling the class the story of David and Goliath. He really got into it and told it with lots of gestures and movements and sound effects.  He finished by telling how little David killed the giant Goliath with a rock from his sling.  At the end of the story he asked the class what lesson they had learned.  One of the little boys popped up and said: "Duck!"

Goliath should have ducked.  The story of David and Goliath is probably the best known story from the Old Testament.  Kids love it because it has the lure and power of  a hero.  The underdog; the quiet misunderstood kid; the one without any respect; wins over insurmountable odds. Preachers love David and Goliath because it's so easy to moralize about; making Goliath symbolize the problems of the world and Dav…