I once saw an advertisement in a particular magazine for Father's Day. It was an acrostic on the word Father. It read...

“F” is for your favorite occupation. (A man is pictured asleep in a chair)
“A” is for the anniversaries your blew (mother is shown waiting in vain for father to come home for their anniversary dinner)
“T” is for talk and your sparkling conversation (dad is depicted as reading a newspaper while the children and wife are talking to him)
“H” is for the helpful things that you do (dad is shown poking a ladder through a window)
"E" is for each time you were forgetful (this shows father leaving the pregnant mother standing at the front of the house while he dashes off to the hospital)
“R” is for the recitals that you attended (father is shown as being literally drug to his ch…