There is a story in which Moses is complaining to his public relations director that there is a lack of coverage in local Egyptian news media. Nothing seems to be getting the attention it should. And so, in conversation, the public relations director replies, "you are not getting the newspaper coverage you want, Moses, because you are not doing anything exciting."

Moses answers, "Very well. I shall go down to the Red Sea, wave my right hand, the waters will part, and the Hebrews will pass through safely. Then I will wave my left hand, the waters will return, and the pursuing Egyptians will be swallowed up."

The PR Director replies, "If you do that Moses, I can guarantee you four pages in the Bible."

And so, apparently, the PR person was able to deliver on the promise and the pages of th…