One of the periodicals that I subscribe to is a denominational church magazine. It keeps me up-to-date on late-breaking news within the church and also has provocative articles on current theological thinking. In the back of the magazine is a section of church ads for employment opportunities. If a person is seeking to relocate that is one place to look. A typical issue will have numerous churches seeking new staff members. Some of these ads use high-sounding language. For example, the kind of pastor or staff member they are seeking should be: "Dynamic, energy-filled, imaginative, innovative, enthusiastic, with unrelenting desire ..." The churches themselves often describe their features in glowing terms too: "Rapidly growing, historic, in beautiful communities, with excellent facilities .…