SUBJECT: Thanksgiving

CHARACTERS: Turkey (extremely arrogant, but trying to

appear modest) 

PROPS: Turkey costume (could wear drab brown clothing and

pin paper feathers to your tail) 

SETTING: Not particular 

Good morning.  I''m glad to see all of you here on this

great day of celebration.  It''s so important that we all acknowledge this

blessed occasion, and I feel personally honored by your presence here.  Yes,

any nation that takes a full day to honor us turkeys is a proud and godly

nation.  I''m sure it''s only small-minded traditionalism that has kept us from

changing the name from Thanksgiving Day to a more proper name, Exalted Annual

Turkey Day, or …