Do this in remembrance of me. -- 1 Corinthians 11:24b

Two old friends were playing a round together. One of them was taking an especially long time to tee off -- checking the wind, checking his grip, measuring the distance, changing his stance, fiddling around with the tee, looking up, looking down, looking all around, and then starting the routine all over again whenever distracted by a car, chirping bird, flowing stream, or his friend's breathing. Finally, his exasperated friend screamed, "What's taking so long? Just hit the dang ball, for cryin' out loud!" "But my wife is watching me from the clubhouse," the man explained, "and I want to make sure it's a perfect shot." His friend said, "Forget it! She's too far away! You'll never hit her from here!" Golfers are like relatives who insist…