Did you ever feel like a frog?  How should you know?  You don't know what a frog feels like?  

Let me tell you. Frogs feel slow, low, ugly, puffy, drooped, pooped.

The frog feeling comes when you want to be bright, but feel dull.  You want to share, but are selfish.  You want to be big, but are small.  You want to care, but are indifferent.

Now there's a fairy tale about a frog.

Once upon a time there was a frog.  But he wasn'…