I have a friend by the name of Robert who has always enjoyed playing jokes, especially at the expense of others. One day Robert was expecting a visit from his childhood friend Larry, whom he hadn't seen in over ten years. In their teens Robert and Larry had a friendly rivalry going between them. So Robert came up with this idea of trying to impress Larry that he had become extremely wealthy. There was a very exclusive neighborhood in town with many magnificent homes which would be ideal for this scheme. Robert had talked about this scheme with his buddies at the Lions' Club. As it happened, one of the Lion members who lived in this neighborhood offered Robert his home for a couple hours the day of Larry's arrival to pull off the deception. The owner said, "Here are the keys, just drive up …