Recently, I ran across a “fascinating list” that carried this intriguing title: “Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned.” Let me share a few of these “great truths” with you.

(1) “ No matter how hard you try you cannot baptize a cat.”
(2) “When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.”
(3) “Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato… or an egg.”
(4) “You can’t trust dogs to watch your food for you.”
(5) “Don’t sneeze when somebody is cutting your hair.”
(6) “School lunches stick to the wall.”
(7) “You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
(8) “Never wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts… no matter how cute the underwear is.”

Now, it is virtually certain that the children learned these “great truths” and came to these bold …