Definitions of Political/Economic Systems:
- Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
- Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
- Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.
- Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows, then shoots you.
- Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
- Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.
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