Definitions of Political/Economic Systems:

• Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
• Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
• Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.
• Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows, then shoots you.
• Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
• Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.