Props: “job” application with pre-made questions / petition to the court for financial assistance
I need some volunteers this morning!
Come on up!
Well, I have here an applications that I’d like you to fill out. The first one….I’ll let you do this one….is a job application. It’s for a “position” in a make-believe church…. not this one of course (smile).
For those of you listening….. ____is going to read off some of the questions on the application, and maybe you can help him/her answer them. Okay? Here we go….
“What discipleship skills do you have that you can bring to this church?”
“How many prayers can you say by heart?”
“How many books of the Bible have you memorized?”
“Tell us why we should hire you to be a disciple to Jesus?”
Wait a minute….these are strange questions, aren’t…