I am convinced that in some ways children are far wiser than adults. Because children at least know that there are certain things that are absolutely true. I recently came across a list of great truths about life that little children have learned and totally believe.

• No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
• When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
• If your sister hits you, don't hit her back; they always catch the second person.
• Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato.
• You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
• Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
• Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
• Never wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
• You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

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