Object: a horn.

Are there any conceited people here this morning? Is there anyone here who likes to brag a lot? Would all of the people who think they are better than anyone else please come up and stand beside me so that we can see the people who like to talk about themselves more than anything else? Isn't that strange that there are few here, hardly any at all, who like to brag, or think of themselves as being conceited? We make jokes about conceited people and say that they have fat or big heads. [Describe this by holding your hands up to your face and moving them out to show this big face.]

Sometimes we also say that these kind of people have lots of hot air. But, my favorite thought about the haughty, which means being a snob, or the conceited, is to tell them to go blow a horn. [Sh…