A teenage boy kept begging his father to let him drive the car to school which was only three blocks away. Exasperated his father replied, "Drive to school? Why do you think God gave you two feet?" The boy answered, "One foot is to put on the brake. The other is to put on the accelerator." (1)

One day a grandmother noticed something wrong her five year old granddaughter's feet and said: "Honey, you've got your shoes on the wrong feet."

The little girl looked down and then said: "But Grandma, these are the only feet I've got!" (2)

Feet. We all have them. You've probably wanted someone to tell "Take a load off your feet" because felt "Dead on your feet." I'll bet you've heard parents tell you to "Get the lead out of your feet" or quit "Dragging your feet" or it's time to "Stand on your ow…