Object: Dirty dishes.

Good morning, boys and girls. I want to talk to you about a very popular subject, doing the dishes. How many of you like to do the dishes? (Let them answer.) Not one of you likes to do the dishes. That's hard to believe. Isn't there one of you that would like to do the dishes? Think about sticking your hands down in the hot, greasy water. Don't you like to scrape the plates and fill up the garbage bags? Or what about the way you get to wipe each knife, fork, and spoon with your damp towel. Doesn't that sound like fun? And don't forget the fun of working together with your brother or sister and how much they enjoy working with you. All of that fun, and not one of you likes doing the dishes! That's hard to believe. But it's so and I know it. Washing dishes is like suff…