Pastor Paula Womack made a “Top Ten” list (aka David Letterman) of ways you can tell it’s the Sunday after Easter. Not all the items on her list fit us, but some of them are very clever. So, here are six ways you tell it’s the Sunday after Easter:

Number six: There’s not a lily available for purchase anywhere.

Five: Wal-Mart has rotated the Easter candy to the clearance table and brought out the Mother’s Day cards and gift ideas.

Four: The stores have removed the stuffed bunnies from the shelves and replaced them with the newest line of Harry Potter action figures.

Three: You had no trouble finding a seat at church (even if you were late for worship).

Two: The number of visitors in the worship service has dropped dramatically.

And the number one way you can tell it’s the Sunday after…