Object: Dirty dishes.

Good morning, boys and girls. Look what I brought with me today. [Show them the dirty dishes.] Oh, no, dishes! Dirty Dishes! What do you think I didn’t do? That’s right, I forgot to wash the dishes. I didn’t really forget, I just didn’t do them. I hate to wash dishes. Why do I have to keep washing the same dishes over and over? How many of you feel as I do? How many of you hate dirty dishes? How many of you hate to wash the dishes? [Let them answer.]

I have a question for you. How many times do I have to wash the dishes? [Let the…