Did your mother ever say any of the following to you?
- I could plant potatoes in those ears.
- I'm not your maid.
- If your friends jumped off a cliff does that mean you have to jump too?
- Just wait till you have kids of your own!
- Don't talk with food in your mouth!
- You weren't born in a barn, so stop acting like you were!
And of …
Speaking with Authority, by Richard J. Fairchild