One Sunday morning, a mother said to her ten-year-old son: “Billy, I’m not feeling well enough to go to church today, but I do want you to go on as usual… and then you can tell me all about it.”

Obediently, Billy carried out his mom’s wish. When he returned home, his mother asked: “Well, Billy, how was church?” “Fine,” Billy responded. “Where did you sit?” Mom asked. “O, I think I sat in about the same place we always sit.”

Billy’s answer was just vague enough to make mothers suspicious. “What was the sermon about,” she asked.

Again as 10 year-old boys will do, Billy fumbled a bit for an answer. But, finally, he said: “Oh…Uh… Let’s see… O yes I remember now. It was something about ‘Keep your shirt on and you will get a blanket.’”

That did it. Billy’s mother called the pastor and asked …