Dad's are always giving advice. Perhaps you have heard a few of these from your father:

1. The man on the top of the mountain didn't fall there. 
2. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 
3. Marry a big woman; someone to give you shade in the summer and warmth in the winter. 
4. An excuse is a poor patch for the garment of failure. 
5. Never try to catch two frogs with one hand. 
6. Always throw away the box when you take the last piece of candy. 
7. Honesty is like a trail, once you get off it you realize you are lost. 
8. Remember who you are and where you came from. 
9. Wherever you are in life, first make friends with the cook. 
10. Don't shake the tree too hard, you never know what might fall out. 
11. A closed mouth gathe…