Paraphrasing an article by Rep. Hinshaw of California in the congressional Record:

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Quickly He was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the heavenly part of the project, but was stymied with a cease and desist order for the earthly part. Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why He began the earthly project in the first place. He replied that He just liked to be creative. Then God said, "Let there be light," and immediately the officials demanded to know…