A newspaper in Pretoria, South Africa, has been trying to correct a classified ad, because the ad, as it was first printed, said, quote:

The Rev. A. J. Jones has a 55' Flat screen TV set for sale. Telephone 555-1313 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Donnelley who lives with him, cheap.

So, the next day the Pretoria paper printed a correction, quote: We regret any embarrassment caused to Rev. Jones by a typographical error in yesterday's editions. It s…