The Coronary and Ulcer Club lists the following rules for members:
- Your job comes first. Forget everything else.
- Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays are fine times to be working at the office. There will be nobody else there to bother you.
- Always have your briefcase with you when not at your desk. This provides an opportunity to review completely all the troubles and worries of the day.
- Never say "no" to a request. Always say "yes."
- Accept all invitations to meetings, banquets, committees, etc.
- All forms of recreation are a waste of time.
- Never delegate responsibility to others; carry the entire load yourself.
- If your work calls for traveling, work all day and travel at night to keep that appointment you made for eight the next morning.
- No matter how many jobs you already are doing, remember you always can take on more.
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