A mother and her three-year-old son were playing in the front yard.  There were squeals and giggles galore.  Dad came to the door and asked them to play a bit more quietly so he could get his work done.  The three-year-old put his hands on his hips and said indignantly, "Daddy, I don't do quiet!" That is true of a lot of three-year-olds. They don't do quiet. 

A cartoon shows a large van. On the side are the warnings, "Danger! Explosives!"  Inside are two men. The driver of the van turns to his buddy and says with a sigh, "I used to drive a school bus, but I had to give it up because of my nerves!"  Many of you parents and grandparents will understand. 

A man was getting a hair cut. He asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in his two-year-old son.
 Without hesitation, the …