Whoever, therefore eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of profaning the body and blood of the Lord. Let a man examine himself, and so eat of the bread and drink of the cup.

A young soldier, who had just been promoted to the rank of sergeant, wanted to impress a private who came into his new office. The private saluted the officer and was about to speak when the sergeant said, "Just a minute soldier. I have to return an important phone call to the General." He picked up the telephone, dialed a number and said, "Hello General Johnson, I'm returning your call ... oh, you need my advice? You'd like for me to meet with you and three other generals?

At 2:00 today? ... Yes, I'll try to be there." Putting down the phone and with a smug look on his fa…