"Phil, I heard you flew to California on vacation," said Irlene. "I'll bet that was great!"

"No, Irlene," Phil replied, "that was bad. When I got there, I missed the bus from the airport to my hotel."

"Oh," said Irlene, "that's bad."

"No," Phil replied, "that wasn't bad. I got a taxi, and the driver was very friendly."

Irlene: "That's good."

"No," said Phil, "that's bad. The transmission in the taxi broke before we even got away from the airport."

"Oh," said Irlene, "that's bad!"

"No," Phil replied, "that was good. Reverse gear still worked, so we weren't altogether stranded."

"Oh," Irlene said, "that's good!"

"No," said Phil, "that's bad. The driver decided to drive me all the way to my hotel, backwards."

"Whoa!" Irlene replied, "That's bad!"

"No," said Phil, "that was good. Wh…