Some Random Church Humor To Tickle Your Funny Bone. These are some typos collected from church bulletins all across the country:

• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's HAMLET in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
• This afternoon there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church and children will be christened at both ends.
• Today's Sermon: How Much Can A Man Drink, with hymns from a full choir.
• Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet and Mrs. Lacey will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed," accompanied by the Reverend.
• This Sunday being Easter, we will ask Mrs. Daley to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.…