Object: An old stool or some other object which you can saw in half and allow to stand simply by having the two sides lean against one another.

Good morning to you, boys and girls. Here we are in a new month, March. It used to seem funny to me that the year was all divided up into twelve different months with different names to go with each one. But it makes the year interesting and it is kind of nice all divided up. But let me tell you a story about a friend of mine who liked to divide things in a way that was not always very good. His name is Sam Stool. Now Sam is a kind of quiet guy who likes most people and most people like him. As a matter of fact, Sam liked people too much in a funny kind of way and it got him in trouble.

Let me tell you what happened. Sam had a boy friend named Mi…