Here we are. Christmas Eve, Eve. In the past month we've spent who knows how many hours shopping for just the right gift for friends, family, our Tree of Angels children. I'll bet all the crowds of shoppers are starting to make you a little nuts. As you wade through the crowds to get that one last item, does your mouth go a little dry? As you stand in the express line with your four items while the person in from of you as at least forty do you start to twitch all over? When you hear "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" for the 347,000th time, do get a nervous tick in both eyes and ears. And when you smell fruitcake, do you break into a sweat?

Well, then you're suffering from the seasonal illness which some doctors have labeled "Santa Claustrophobia." It's not fatal but if not taken care…