Chisholm effect - The basic laws of frustration, mishap, and delay
1st law of human interaction. If anything can go wrong, it will.
- Corollary: If anything just can't go wrong, it will anyway.
2nd law. When things are going well, something will go wrong.
- Corollary 1: When things just can't get any worse, they will.
- Corollary 2: Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
3rd law. Purposes, as understood by the purposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
- Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
- Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.
- Corollary 3: Procedures devised to implement the purpose won't quite work.
- Corollary 4: No matter how long or how many times you explain, no one is listening.
Motive Magazine, The Chisholm Effect, by Staff