Two theologians were walking across a seminary campus when one asked the other, "Do you believe in Original Sin?"
The other said, "Yes, I do. We have a child."
"Do you believe in Total Depravity?" asked the first man.
"No, I don't. That is an excess of Calvinistic theology," replied the second.
The first replied, "Just wait until you have two children!"
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