A university president, as was his custom, attended the mid-week worship service in his institution's chapel. As he sat in the pew, he could not help but notice a reaction from two coeds seated directly in front of him. Midway through the chaplain's sermon, one of the young women wrote a message on the cover of her bulletin. She quickly passed it over to her fellow student. When she read the message, the reader turned to the sender and nodded vigorously. At the conclusion of the service the two students departed the chapel, leaving their bulletin on the pew. The curious president wandered over and picked it up. On the front of the bulletin were scrawled these words: "Why do they always have to talk about drinking and sex?" 

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